15 things women do that turn off guys

How women turn men off (Thinkstock)

If you are looking to attract a man with your fluffy false lashes and your flowing fake mane, it is time to take a different approach. We scouted the truth and discovered the things women do that make men turn the other way. All in all, men love to see the woman underneath the makeup, so ditch the dramatic routine and go natural for once.

“It gets on my nerves when women take too much time on makeup. You would think after a lifetime they would have the process down to less than 45 minutes!” -Christopher

“If she has to be at work at 6am and uses the hair dryer, it wakes me up. Then, just when I get back to sleep. She is wearing her heels in the bathroom and the kitchen. Click. Click. Can’t you wear slippers?” -Pablo

“I’m picky about oral hygiene – brushing, flossing, mouthwash. She has to brush her teeth before bed and in the morning before we kiss. That extra care once we reach a certain level of intimacy is important.” -Rod

“I can’t stand when she has wet hair after the shower and lays on my pillow, I usually roll over on the wet spot.” -Jeff

“My wife doesn’t dye her hair often enough. I don’t like to see those dark roots.” -Anonymous

“Certain scents turn me off. I don’t like anything cucumber or vanilla. I’ve told my girlfriend that I like her natural smell better.” -Josh

“I wish my girlfriend would get a manicure more often instead of doing it herself. She is pretty low-maintenance.” -Shaun

“I don’t like extensions because when you put your hands in her hair you can feel all the lumps. It might be good to look at but not to touch.” -Robert

“My wife spends 20 minutes after the shower putting on body lotion. Apparently it has to be applied evenly. For me, it is just a time suck.” -R.D.S.

“Those thick eyelashes that women put on are annoying. It makes a woman stick out and people know that they aren’t real. I like a woman who looks nice and natural. Regular people don’t need all those eyelashes.” -Lindsay

“Excessive tattoos. I think inappropriately placed tattoos are a turnoff. No matter how pretty she is. Plus, they are addictive. You get one, you have to have another.” -Anonymous

“I hate hair all over the sink and floor. I wish women would be mindful of how their beauty products and hair can clog up a common space, especially the bathroom.” -Stevie

“They don’t put caps back on things or they put it on but they don’t screw it on so when I go get something it spills.” -Connor

“I hate it when women wear any type of fragrance – I like showers.” -Bryan

original post at: http://shine.yahoo.com/beauty/15-biggest-beauty-turnoffs-real-guys-150900080.html

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After 115 years of marriage, tortoise couple calls it quits

 

Still image of giant tortoises, Bibi and Poldi, from Daaaalibor’s YouTube video, “Klagenfurt, ReptilienZOO II.” (©Daaaalibor / YouTube / http://bit.ly/Mkkmuj )

It was a shell of a time, but the marriage between giant tortoises Bibi and Poldi appears to have ended after 115 years. Staff at the Happ Reptile Zoo in Kalgenfurt, Austria, say the two suddenly have a frosty relationship and say Bibi has repeatedly attacked her longtime beau, biting off a piece of his shell during one attack. The zoo has called in experts to counsel the pair. Said zoo chief Helga Happ: “We have staff talking to and trying to engage the two in interacting, and we hope that they might find their harmony again.”

original post at: http://now.msn.com/living/0608-tortoise-divorce-after-115-years.aspx